The Infomercial

Technology blows my mind sometimes. And don't you hate when you see an infomercial, and think "Why didn't I think of that?" This, however, I'm glad I didn't think of...

Then there are the classic favorites...I used to stop what I was doing in order to watch the Ronco Food Dehydrator as a kid...MAN I wanted that! I wanted to make beef jerky, turkey jerky, and fruit leather!

I also enjoy Chef Tony, and will forever remember Billy Mays (RIP). But I must say, one of my ALL-TIME-FAVORITES has to be Vince, and the Slap Chop!

Have you ever purchased anything from the TV? I'd LOVE to hear your story!

Tom took a break from Olympic Fever and checked out Shutter Island! Read his blog HERE

Coolest. Kid. EVER.

When I came into the studio yesterday, Lyle was like "Kristi, you HAVE to see this weird kid!" What you're about to see (provided you haven't already clicked ahead and watched the video), is absolutely hilarious. So funny, you need to pee before watching. Seriously. I've tweeted @TheEllenShow the link, in hopes she'll see mine and get this lil' guy on her show. I don't know if he's a kid or a little person. Last night, my roommate and I watched a bunch of his videos! This one though, is the best. Here he is singing a cover of "Rascal Flatt's - What Hurts the Most" Without further adeiu...the strange, lip synching boy!

The American Women's Bobsleigh Team Need To Fire Their Designer

Last night, like every other night since the Olympics started, I sat in front of the TV...and like many of you, I caught the Women's Bobsleigh event. Now like any child who grew up in the 80s/90s, when I think of Bobsleigh, I think of....

 

RIP John Candy :(

So of course, my interest was peaked. As I listened to the commentators, I learned that the Canadian women have NEVER won a medal in bobsleigh, further to that...Canada period has never won. Alright. They've hooked me in. And as I watched, I got really pumped for Heather Moyse, Helen Upperton, Kaillie Humphries and Shelley-Ann Brown...and low and behold, we captured SILVER AND GOLD! WOO! I had to tune in to the medal ceremony! And when the teams took to the podium...all I could think was

"Bananas...in Pajamas...are coming down the stairs...."

Now I'd love to show you a picture of the American Olympic Bobsleigh team, but there are some intense copyright infringements involved, and even meek lil' ol' Kristi Mingo from Alberta doesn't wanna take the risk. So instead, I shall direct you to this website, and you can search for yourself. The Americans' outfits made me giggle uncontrollably and now, I have that song in my head. What do YOU think?

Can I Just Say, I'm Sick of Sneezing?

 

On the weekend, I attended a surprise party for my friend Lacey. It was a lot of fun, I walked away with a lot of experiences...my first jello shooter (see above), my first taste of bubblegum vodka, my FIRST SURPRISE PARTY...and my first cold of 2010. Kids, this is what you get when you share drinks. Learn from my mistake. No matter what is being offered, no matter how delicious or awesome it might be, don't share things at parties. Or ever. Unless it's with your pet. I don't think they have germs we can catch. Except rabies, but like that's gonna happen.

ANYWAYS! I just gotta say...I'm SO not a fan. I mean, no one really LIKES getting sick. But I just....argh. I need to vent about it. At least I'm not completely incapacitated. You know, like when Sheldon gets sick on BBT.

And my roommate and my boyfriend are exceptionally happy I'm not that big of a pansy. But I still don't like sneezing every 4 minutes. It's like, my nasal cavity is having contractions, but there's no baby. SO ANNOYING! I keep blowing my nose, thinking that'll kill the sneeze attack....but no, it doesn't. Even as I'm typing, I've been fighting off sneeze attacks. So to whoever decided that sneezing is like an eighth of an orgasm, you sir, are a damn, dirty liar.

The irony? For the rest of this week I'll be giving away bottles of Cold-FX and limited edition Don Cherry mugs on the midday show....Listen for the sneeze (I'll try not to throw you off by sneezing on the air), and be the first one to call in at 780-538-4840 and share your cold remedy with me. IF you give me a remedy to kill MY cold, and can guarantee it works...then I promise to give you the prize.

If you're following the Olympics, check out Tom's Blog.... he believes he can never like Nikki Yanofsky 

Your List

Who's on "Your List"? You know the list I'm talking about. The list of all the celebrities you're allowed to hook up with, should the opportunity arise, without protest from your significant other. After watching the Olympics, I do believe my list needs to be refreshed.

That being said, it wasn't a long list to start with. These are in no particular order.


SHANE YELLOWBIRD

 Not only is he from around my neck of the woods, he's just...I'm without words. LOOK AT THOSE DIMPLES! Kryptonite, I swear. I had the chance to emcee Shane's concert at Duke's back in November. We hung out before and after the show...and he even took his shirt off in front of me. You can't make this stuff up! He asked me to hold his shirt while he changed into something less sweaty...I'm not lying guys! Ask my friend Jen, she was there. Seriously. Besides his incredible physique, he's just a nice guy. Totally down to earth, and really doing something positive for his community. I'm a huge fan.   

ROB LOWE

 

It doesn't matter if it's Brat Pack Rob Lowe circa 1985, or Rob Lowe today, he will forever be sexy. If the government decided to clone humanity, and wanted them all to come out with a sexiness that would stand the test of time, their first choice would be Rob Lowe. Hands down. Sure he MIGHT have had some work done over the years, but as far as I'm concerned, I'd still hit it.


And the final two on my list are from my favorite soap, Days of Our Lives

SHAWN CHRISTIAN (Dr. Daniel Jonas)

MARK HAPKA (Dr. Nathan Horton)

I would now like to add this historic Olympian to "My List".

ALEXANDRE BILODEAU

 

This handsome Francophone is athletic, humble, respectable, and down to earth. You can't tell me if the opportunity came up for you to hook up with him, you wouldn't? Come on!  Chances are good it won't EVER happen, but if it does, my boyfriend can't protest at all. Fair is fair, I know he has his own list! Don't believe me? Ask your man, I'll bet his list is longer than yours.

**WRINKLE ALERT**

I've always looked younger than I am, something I've grown to treasure as I'm getting older. But recently, I can't shake the aging feeling. Maybe it's because I'm turning 25, or maybe it's because this wrinkle really is getting that big, but my God, it's DRIVING ME CRAZY! See for yourself!

 

SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?!?! 

It's huge, and runs the whole width of my forehead. It's like a solid line on the highway. Or maybe it's the trench of the war that is my face. Sure, I'm scrunching my forehead up to emphasize the fact it's HUGE, but don't kid yourself. The second I release said scrunching, it's STILL THERE. I'm too young for this, and I really think it's going to be the cause of my quarter-life crisis. Am I too young for Botox?

I Still Like Foil Ketchup Packets

So, in case you missed the Farm News yesterday (heard every week day around 12:30), Curtis told us that Heinz is releasing a new ketchup packet. Remember when ketchup wasn't portable? When all it came in was a glass bottle? And you nearly broke your hand trying to get the ketchup out?

 

We eventually moved through variations of ketchup bottles, and flavors too! Remember when they tried to make purple and green ketchup? 

Did you ever try it? We never did. My mom saw through Heinz' attempt at over charging consumers for essentially the same product in new packaging. My mom's smart like that.

And of course, at nearly every single fast food joint in the world, you will find the timeless, foil ketchup packet.

BUT NOT MUCH LONGER! On Thursday, Heinz announced they would be moving towards a new ketchup packet for those who enjoy dipping into the tangy tomato taste. 

 

 It'll be easier to use, for those who have struggled with it's foil predecessor for years. "But Kristi, I like to squeeze my ketchup on food items such as hot dogs, burgers, and burnt steak!" At ease, friends. Heinz thought of this too. If you tear the cap portion off the top of the packet you will then be able to squeeze the condiment on whatever you desire.

Expect to see these marvels of technology in your favorite fast food hang out by the end of 2010. I know Big Jim likes options with his condiments, and if you'd like to know what else he likes, check out his blog!

Tom Laird & His Luscious Beard

Tom Laird is the latest addition to the Big Country Crew, and I must say, if I was a dude, I'd be super jealous of him. Why, do you ask? It's not because he can quote Big Bang Theory at the drop of a hat (although that IS pretty awesome). It's not because he's a radio announcer by day, ninja by night. No. It's because of his incredibly luscious beard. I've never seen a beard like his before. He has incredible maintenance and you NEVER see the remnants of his previous meal. 


The only comparison I can think of is the episode of Family Guy where Peter grows a beard. You know the one, where the family of baby birds lives in it? Now as you can see, Tom is well on his way to accomplishing this. And it's my dream for Tom. I tell him how much I enjoy his luscious beard every day...and I'm hoping with consistent encouragement, he'll make my dream come true, and house a family of birds in his beard. If you're also a fan of Tom's beard, or just want to see what he's up to, check out his blog HERE